You're what? I could barely make out what Roger was saying. He was mumbling and sounded delirious, like he just woke up and couldn't figure out where he was. He was going pale on me. Okay, I said to myself. I'm ready for this. Roger is Republican. He's Conservative. He's Roman Catholic. When it comes to politics and religion we agree on ...

did you tell him? nope. not yet. "Sorry Roger, I had to check that. It was Evelyn". Yeah, no problem bro. Roger is one of my best friends, more like a brother. On this particular Saturday night, we were out bar-hopping while our wives were attending a wine pairing dinner at a local vineyard near Chadds Ford, Pa. It was supposed to be their ladies-night-out. ...

This is so stupid. I should just go home. Really? You drove all the way down here just to turn around and go back? I don't need this, okay! I'm going home now! What's your problem? It's just a bar! I put my hands to my ears. God damn it, stop it! Just shut the fuck up! Ok Henry, calm down. Relax. Go in, ...

I was at a business dinner when one of our clients leaned in toward everyone at the table as our waiter walked away. "Damn he's pretty! I bet he's the woman! I hear if you're the bottom it hurts like hell!" Bahahaha! Another guy at the table chimed in. "Really?" "How the fuck do you know so much about that?" "Is there something you want to share?" Fuck you! ...

Hi, my husband is gay. I love him and I don't know what to do. That's how my wife introduced herself to two guys she met at Woody's, the most popular gay bar in Philly. She left me in line to check our coats and wandered off to the bar. As I waited in line, I kept trying to grab her attention. I didn't feel comfortable and I wanted her close ...